Come Lie With Me, My Darling!

Gorgeous and Cantankerous Reader!

The Great Lying Season is here.

For the next 78 days, 8 hours and 42 minutes we will hear more lies than we have heard the last eight years combined.

We need to get in shape, Conflabbians!!

So…..

1. Under what circumstances do you lie?

I mean…….like when your lover asks you “Am I the best you ever had?” do you tell the absolute truth? When your neighbor gets her hair cut by the most famous hair stylist in town, spends over $700 on it, and it makes her look 28 years older and says to you, “Don’t you love it?” Do you tell her the truth on the spot?

2. Under what circumstances did you tell the truth when it would have been waaayyyy easier to lie?

For instance, have you ever given your boss a frank assessment of her project when she asks you for your opinion?

3. What are the two most heartbreaking lies you have ever been told?

And I am not talking about Santa Claus here.

I am thinking about lies, I suspect, because on Thursday, Variety and Rolling Stone gav…