Carroll v Trump: Never Give Up, Never Surrender!

So, Reader, last night, I’m within minutes of sending you the brightest newsletter since Catherine the Great goose-penned her beefs to Countess Bruce about the sexual shortfalls of an officer in her Horse Guards; and I’m just running my eyes down the hilarious list of women’s gripes against men in bed, and I’m on the very point of titling this masterpiece, Where Have All the Erections Gone . . . when I find out that Summer Zervos dropped her suit against Donald Trump.

It’s difficult to reel while sitting; but I managed it. Summer? Impossible. Not A Thing That Could Ever Happen. Summer Zervos? No Way. Summer Zervos, the restauranteur and former contestant on “The Apprentice,” accuses Trump of assault in 2016 and when he denies it on Twitter saying that Summer’s account and others are “made up events THAT NEVER HAPPENED,” Summer boldly sues him for defamation. This is five years ago. Back in 2019 when I lead the Hideous Men Walking Tours of New York, I always stop at Trump Tower, hold up…