BREAKING! U.S. Court of Appeals: Robbie Kaplan Argues Like Henry V at the Battle of Agincourt

A brief update from the battlefield, most beauteous reader:

This morning Robbie didn’t have a sword.

Robbie didn’t have a helmet.

Robbie was mounted on nothing but her Ferragamo’s, but I wish you could have seen her gallop over Trump’s foul, shaky, puny defenses today, my Penetrating Reader! Standing before the United States Court of Appeals, Second Circuit with nothing but her wits, Robbie slayed.

Yes, Trump is asking the United States Court of Appeals, 2nd Circuit, to overturn a unanimous federal jury’s verdict. But after today’s oral arguments? All I can say is, Ha!

This update is brought to you by a very, very happy E. Jean.

It’s a book, by Gawd! But many Conflabbians seem to be lurving the audio version.