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Are You a Ficto-Sexual? OF COURSE You Are a Ficto-Sexual!

Are You a Ficto-Sexual? OF COURSE You Are a Ficto-Sexual!

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And So…..which gorgeous, moody, gallant, hot fictional character (book, movie) do you have a crush on?

Luminous and Lusty Reader!

You see before you Ezekiel “Easy” Rawlins, the hard-boiled private eye. Shall I give you a few moments to allow your temperature to return to normal, or can we move on?

And you remember last year when that tall dark stranger paid me a surprise visit and came walking across my bridge and I recognized …..

….his great height, his powerful, supple form, the tightness of his riding breeches, the shine of his boots, his dark good looks, his noble mien….

….and it turned out to be Mr. Darcy. So who does it for you? James Bond? Gatsby? Buffy?Heathcliff? Dorian Gray? Orlando? Helen of Troy?

It’s a little one-sided, naturally, but, which fictional character (not the actor or creator) you choose says a lot about you.

Bonus Question:

Who was fictosexual crush in high school?

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