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A Move in Bed He'll Never Forget

A Move in Bed He'll Never Forget

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E. Jean Carroll
Jan 23, 2022
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Dear E. Jean

Last night my boyfriend told me rudely that I was “boring” in bed compared with his “other lovers.” I’m 34, he’s 31, we’ve been together 10 months. I thought everything was pretty great, so I wish I knew what to do to spice things up. Any advice—In Over My Head

Reader! I beg your pardon! Excuse me. Before I give an answer to Ms. Over Her Head, I have to interrupt this Q & A to ask my own question:

What are you watching? I have only two more Columbo’s and then I’ll have seen all 10 seasons (at least) twice, more like three times, and I’m at a loss what to see next. How do I face existence on this planet and digest my dinner without the witty little chap in the trench coat? I am desperate. I am distraught. Help a girl out!

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What Shows Do You Recommend?

I liked:

Call My Agent

Veep

Curb Your Enthusiasm

The Good Fight

Succession

So Hey, Conflab! You guide people in finding their mates, so surely you can help E. Jean find her next binge!

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