29 Years of Bad Sex

Yup! That’s old E. Jean and the great Hepburn de Balzac from the debut Ask E. Jean column, September, 1993.

So, to celebrate the 29th Anniversary of Ask E. Jean—and make a big Whoop-Dee-Do! over the One-Year Anniversary of the Ask E. Jean Substack (which is today!) I thought it would be a gas to present the first question I answered in Elle, then the first question that ran on Substack, and, after cake and ice cream is served, we’ll all gather ‘round and help Mr. Two Women. The poor chap is in some damnable damsel-distress. His letter arrived late last night. 

So, to review:

1993: First Question in Elle

2021: First Question on Substack

2022: Latest Question

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HOLD IT!!! IT’S FIVE O’CLOCK EVERYWHERE!