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JOY! JOY! JOY! JOY! JOY! AND GREAT HEAVENS TO BETSY!
We won!
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"I Think She's Making a Terrible Mistake--Am I Crazy, Or Is She?"
The only Substack with subscribers cool enough to know a Tuesday Weld reference when they see it.
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Maintenance---UGH!!
The Teeth-Whitening Alone Is Enough to Kill All Joy in Life!! But the teeth-whitening, PLUS the nose hair-plucking and toe-nail clipping.......
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"He Begged Forgiveness and Then He Did It Again."
Gird Thy Loins, Leggy Reader! You’re about to see ANOTHER letter from a woman who needs her man fixed!
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I'll Be Back!
Adventurous and Beauteous Reader! If you could go back in time and change the outcome of a specific event in your life, what would it be?
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What Would Cause a Bright, Beloved, Super-Successful, Seemingly Level-Headed Person to Start Accusing Their Own Mother of Being a Foul…
Rational Reader!
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Run Get Your Slam Book, Honey!
Waggish and Beauteous Reader! Plato had a slam book called The Dialogues.
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What Do You Have Too Much Of?
Glamorous & Immoderate Reader! With what munificence are you over-blessed?
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The Virtues of Lolling
Frittering and Fabulous Reader!
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Screw Up
ANYBODY FLUB-UP TODAY?
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I'm Getting a Face Lift
And . . . What Are YOU Renovating This Summer, My Darling?
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And.....What Are YOU Guilty Of?
Somebody’s in very hot water…..but what about you, my darling?? What crimes have you committed lately?
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HUGE WIN!!
Federal Judge Lewis Kaplan Has Dismissed the Former President’s Counterclaim Against Yours Truly.
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The Great Wall of V'Gina
Vaginismus; it sounds like a Holiday because it is. From sex. (Consider this a TMI PSA).
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