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To the Brilliant, Relentless Robbie Kaplan and her dazzling Kaplan Hecker Team.

Jan 27 •

E. Jean Carroll

A Little Note To Say You Are Humongously Fabulous

Elegant Reader!

Oct 31, 2023 •

E. Jean Carroll

How Do You Brag, My Blushing Darling?

Sly and Beauteous Reader! Do you ever swagger? The far-famed Conflab is the fairest of the fair. Y’all are stuffed with such talent, wit, beauty…

Apr 17 •

E. Jean Carroll

A Deep Question

Immortal and Exquisite Reader! If your life is being issued in installments… 1. What are the titles of the previous installments of your life? 2. What…

Apr 10 •

E. Jean Carroll

In Praise of Boobs

Luscious and Opulent Reader!

Apr 2 •

E. Jean Carroll

Noooooooooooooo Regrets, Baby!

Dissolute, Foolish, Wild, Headstrong, Beauteous Readers!

Mar 27 •

E. Jean Carroll

UPDATE: Hair Photo from Breakfast

Blueberries! Coffee! Leftover Magnolia Cupcakes!

Mar 24 •

E. Jean Carroll

My Gawd! Your Hair Is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s your trick?

Mar 24 •

E. Jean Carroll

To Meat or Not to Meat?

Beauteous and Bountiful Reader! Do You Eat a Plant-based diet? Or Are You a Meat-eater?

Mar 21 •

E. Jean Carroll

What Planet Are You On?

WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? Most Beauteous and Eminent Reader! Of course you don’t believe for one minute in astrology (the doctor who plucked you from the womb…

Mar 17 •

E. Jean Carroll

Trump just posted a bond to the stupendous amount of of $91,600,000.

Mar 8 •

E. Jean Carroll

What Would YOU Do with $83,000,000???

WEIRDLY…… One year ago today, I asked “What Would You Do With a Million Bucks?” O! The Conflab was glorious! Each comment was hotter, flashier, deeper…

Feb 22 •

E. Jean Carroll

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